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Easy Quiz 2/20/2006
World's Easiest Quiz
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Passing requires only 4 correct answers....a measly 40%.
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
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2) Which count
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100 people in the world 2/20/2006
If we reduce the population of the Earth to a small town with
100 people and keep the proportions, it will look like this:
57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 Americans (northern and southern)
8 Afri
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House trained? 2/13/2006
A girl takes her new boyfriend back home after the dance.
She tells him to be very, very quiet as her parents are asleep
upstairs and if they wake up, she would be in big trouble
as she’s not all
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Roadkill 2/13/2006
A young brickie starts work on a farm, and the boss sends
him out to the local supplier for more cement. As dusk falls,
though, he's still not returned – so the boss calls
him on the CB radio.
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First massage 2/13/2006
Plucking up the courage, a young man goes to a massage parlour
for the first time. As he's not sure when to ask for the
dirty deed, he lies on the leather bed, frustratedly getting
more and more ar
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Big bug 2/13/2006
While out shopping one day, a woman spots her husband cheating
with another woman in a restaurant. Waiting until he returns
home, the wife pretends everything is normal – cooking
his dinner, iron
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Big IS better 2/13/2006
An old woman goes into a sex shop and asks the assistant if
she can have a look at an assortment of vibrators. Despite
a wide range of colours, shapes and sizes, none of them appeal
to the old lady
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Little Freddie 2/13/2006
Little 10-year-old Freddie goes for a long weekend with
his uncle, a wealthy Hampshire farm owner. One evening,
as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with
cocktails, they are interrupt
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Me Drunk? 2/13/2006
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the
police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, Have
you been drinking, sir? Why? snorts the man. Is there
a fat ugly bird in
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South african justice 2/13/2006
Three men in a prison in South Africa; two white, one black.
The first white guy says, ‘I’m in for six years for robbery.
The judge said I was lucky. If it had been armed robbery,
I would have
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Examination 2/13/2006
One day a man has a terrible stomach complaint and goes along
to his doctor to see what can be done about it. The doctor
tells him that he is very ill, but that he can cure his condition
with a cou
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Sexy lisp 2/13/2006
Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and Odin, King Of The Gods
are enjoying a flagon of mead in Valhalla, the Norse heaven.
Suddenly, Thor turns to Odin. “You know, my Lord” he says,
thoughtfully
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Texas style 2/13/2006
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers,
and when the cowboy finished his drink, he found his
had been stolen. He
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Good advice 2/13/2006
Sat on a park bench, a small boy is munching one chocolate
bar after another. After seeing him starting on his sixth,
a man on the bench across from him shakes his head. ‘, ’
tuts the gentleman
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Wayne!!! 2/13/2006
An Essex girl goes to the local social benefits office to
claim her family allowance, and tells the officers that
she has ten . ‘Wow!’ says the clerk. ‘What are their
names?’ ‘Wayne, Wayn
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Ass fruit 2/13/2006
Two men shipwrecked on an island are captured by cannibals.
The chief informs them the only way to avoid becoming dinner
is to undergo the ‘Ordeal of Fruit’. The men accept at once,
and the chi
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Dumb 2/13/2006
Roy Rogers is riding through the Wild West on his trusty
, Trigger, when he happens upon Apache Indians. Not
best pleased at having trespassers in their territory,
the Indians capture Roy and bury
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Tigers balls 2/13/2006
Prior to competing in the 2001 Open Championships, Tiger
Woods is touring the links courses in Ireland and pulls
into a petrol station in his huge Mercedes. ‘Howdy, ’ he
says to the attendant.
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On Site 2/13/2006
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at
a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile
of sand and says to the Italian guy, ‘You're in charge
of sweeping.’ He then tu
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Good Maid 2/13/2006
A rich man is away on a business trip and phones home. The
maid answers and he asks if he can speak to his wife. ‘She’s
upstairs having sex with her lover, ’ the undiplomatic
home-help replie
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Hermaphridite 8/11/2005
A San Francisco woman gives birth to a baby, and shortly
afterwards the
doctor comes in and says, "I have to tell you something
about your baby."
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The woman sits up in bed and says
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Did you know 8/4/2005
Did you know:
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute
for blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
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Ya gotta smile 8/1/2005
Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Alabama,
and a detective goes into the coroner's to find out
the cause of death. The coroner points to the first dead
man. ‘This is Cletus, ’ he s
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Treatment 8/1/2005
A man walks into a pub and orders a drink. He necks it, takes
out his cock, and pisses all over the bar. The landlord is
furious and tells the man to get out. He apologises profusely,
saying he doe
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Bells 8/1/2005
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away Jennie went straight round to visit her grandmother.
When she asked how her grandpa had died, her gran explained
‘He had a heart attac
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Free ride 8/1/2005
This nun’s standing at a bus stop when a double-decker pulls
up. As she gets on, the nun notices she’s the only passenger
on the bus, so she turns to the driver and asks, ‘Could you
do me a v
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tough and stupid 8/1/2005
Three men reach the final round of tests to join the SAS,
and are called together to speak with the interviewer.
‘Do you love your wife?’ says the officer. ‘Sir, yes I do,
sir, ’ say the re
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Great ears 8/1/2005
For quite some time, there’s a man living next door to a beautiful
young girl. He curses his lack of confidence, as he’s never
said more than hello to the fantastic creature. Then one
day, as h
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Really Drunk? 8/1/2005
Three guys are comparing their drunkenness from the night
before. The first guy says, ‘I was so drunk I don’t even know
how I got home … I just woke up in my bed in a pool of sweat.’
‘Oh
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Scouser 8/1/2005
At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke – 6
feet 5 inches tall and 350 lbs. He's having a few beers
when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks
in and sits beside him.
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