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My letter to ALT!!!! NEW TROLL ALERT! 2/21/2006
I demand you verify profile of someone that just appeared
on ALT and goes by Lady_Gratta After all personal attacks
on Me, I am sure that profile was created to further drag
Me thru mud, to con
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Day Dreaming... 2/17/2006
It's 2 pm...you work is done for today and big smile
shines on your face....you are all alone at home and you
and your Goddess planned to have very sexy session using
internet and telephone....But
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MY PROFLE WAS TURNED OFF AGAIN 2/14/2006
MY PROFLE WAS TURNED OFF AGAIN.....
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who let the dogs out $2 2/12/2006
and why My post together with replies was deleted? Is that
because its obvious, that ALT magazine keeps posting only
sex crazed trolls to get more men to grt golden membership, ,, ,good
business
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ranting and raving....grrr 2/1/2006
recently it takes FOREVER for alt to post ANYTING...and
some of the articles are not being posted at all..magazine
became a boooooooooooooooooooooooooore......all Iget
are sweet letters from alt p
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in re Dominatrix ( Pro-Domme) 1/26/2006
Why is that some members of Alt have to put so much anger and
hostility towards Dominatrix and the way they conduct
their affairs. Granted, each of U/us have the right to this
or that opinion, but
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How My Siggy *marked* one of My slaves 1/20/2006
One of My slaves was visiting from another country, and
My was all over him( lol, no, no, not at all what Y/you
might think!- My cute white bulldog Siggy just loves new
people!). So one day afte
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Session in the castle 1/20/2006
An ancient gothic castle, a deep dungeon with dark grey
walls, chains hanging
>from the ceiling....a beautiful Mistress dressed
in a long leather dress
>and stiletto boots. A slave is cu
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Why bother replying? 1/19/2006
If W/we see on Advice line about me
http://alt.com
anyone interested in me...just visit..and say me "hello"
GRRRR, Why bother even to reply to that person, why people
have to
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Religion on Shit...... 10/8/2005
05:27 06/10/05
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #
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Adult quiz lmao..... 9/23/2005
> >ADULT SEX QUIZ
> >
> >Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat,
Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob
> >A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,
but you can't beat a
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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly..... 9/16/2005
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
<br>
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
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WU-TANG CLAN LYRICS * NEVER AGAIN* 9/6/2005
"Never Again"
<br>
[hebrew man praying]
<br>
[Intro:]
Feel this
To all those races, colors, and creeds, every man bleeds
for the countless victims and all their families
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AMAZING CONCLUSION 9/6/2005
INTERESTING OBSERVATIONS WITH AN AMAZING CONCLUSION
<br>
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees
is BOWLING
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Why Women Cry 9/2/2005
Why Women Cry
<br>
<br>
<br>
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman, " she told him.
<br>
"I don't understand, " he said. His Mom
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Father of My ..... 8/29/2005
A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that
the
<br>
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand
and smiled
<br>
hello to him. He is rather tak
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DEPECHE MODE 8/26/2005
In your room
Where time stands still
Or moves at your will
Will you let the morning come soon
Or will you leave me lying here
In your favourite darkness
Your favourite half-light
Your f
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Another Blonde Joke 8/26/2005
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY
CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS
DOWN THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS
TO SEE HER TICKET.
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GOTTA LOVE LITTLE BOYS 7/27/2005
>Two walked into a pharmacy one day, picked
out a box of Tampax
>and proceeded to the checkout counter.
>The man at the counter asked the older boy, ",
how old are you?" "Eight,
&g
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get in line.... 7/26/2005
A crowded Air Canada flight was canceled. A single agent
was re-booking a
long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry
passenger pushed
his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket
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In many of these "silly" things - there is something that I needed to know. Hope you like it! 5/15/2005
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's
Ark . One: Don't miss the boat. Two: Remember that we
are all in the same boat. Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't
raining when Noah built the
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Happy Ever After..........This is a fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls! 4/30/2005
Happy Ever After..........
This is a fairy tale that we should have been reading as little
girls!
<br>
Once upon a time, in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured prin
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The blonde Joke 4/29/2005
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde
jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.
<br>
A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside,
she stoppe
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*Man of the House* 3/14/2005
The husband had just finished reading the book "Man
of the House."
He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a
finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you
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jokes........... 2/20/2005
> Three Feelings:
> What's the difference between stress, tension
and panic?
> Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend
> is pregnant, and
> Panic is when bot
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The WaterBoys /This is the sea 2/19/2005
These things you keep
you better throw them away
you want to turn your back
on your souless days
once you were tethered
now you are free
once you were tethered
now you are free
that w
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Pay Your Bills 2/13/2005
Far far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts,
but Nick the Dragon Slayer knew the penalty for this desire
would be death should he try and touch them.
<br>
One day he
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Airplane joke 2/5/2005
On an airplane somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean, the pilot
turns on the PA system and says:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking.
Please listen carefully to this information, as i
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Oatmeal cookie 2/5/2005
Yesterday we drank vodka. When we ran out of vodka, we turned
to beer. Then we drank all the beer...so we got my neighbor's
cognac...Then I had an oatmeal cookie and got food poisoning!!
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Parrot Joke 2/4/2005
A woman comes to the pat store. There she sees a parrot sitting
in a cage.....She passes him by...Parrot calls her- hellllo......She
replies- What? Parrots says- You are ugly!
Woman gets upset
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