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a bone from the past 5/31/2011
I had a recent laugh. At a summer camp I was at there was an
archeologist specialising in old human bones. As it happened
I had in my car an old animal bone I had dug up from an archeological
site which I wanted to show her. I was walking along when
all of a sudden she was coming the other way, " I have
a bone for you", I said. I then realised what I had said,
we had a good laugh about that as ...
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foreign trouble 5/17/2011
The Italian Who Went to Las Vegas One day Ima go to Las Vegas to a Hilton Hotel. I go down to eat
breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss’s toast.
She brings me only one piss. I tella the waitress I wanna
two piss’s. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand.
I wanna two piss on my plate. She say, you better no piss on
the plate, you sonabitch. I don’t even know the lady ...
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Racism in unemployment 5/15/2011
Application for Employment Date______________________
Name_______________________________ Address__________________________________
(If living in automobile, give Make, model and license no.)
Name of ...
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Old Timers Sorrow 5/15/2011
Retirement My Days are over, My Pilot Light is out. What used
to be my sex appeal is now my water spout. Time was when of
its’ own accord, from my trousers it would spring, but
now I have a full time job to find the blasted thing. It used
to be embarrassing the way it would behave, for every single
morning it would stand and watch me shave. As old age approaches,
it sure gives me the blues, to ...
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Olden Days by Mama 5/6/2011
Solomon didn’t listen to his mama, he hung out with every
girl in the city of Zion and got down kinky with a million
different perversity, why he was trained to the max,
this one bitch played hard on this S&M shit, had him
crossed on black X, paddled his butt with 4 inch wide curved
stick into a golden catch dish, then there Ashtoreth, she
had him beat and bondage her while they drank some ...
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Crazy Fantasy 4/30/2011
Well I rested in bed and thought about this birth certificate
of President Barack Obama, and then thought of President
George H. W. Bush Jr. passing a bill on the identity crime
in July 1975, making a federal law pass that carries a mandatory
minimum one year additional felony charge by itself alone
and added to any other addition crimes with no exceptions.
What if, hypothecly speaking that is to ...
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History 3/28/2011
Difference between Cain and Able, was God liked the fried
chicken but didn’t care for the cucumbers it gave him
an upset stomach. I t still continues with the Farmer who
is Cain and the Rancher who is Today’s Able. The Rancher
has the Trail boss who walks in the woman’s ranch house
and asks what are you ladies doing? And they reply Women
Fucking, he says let me get my rope! While on the ...
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Political 2/8/2011
With all the intimidation I have experienced personally
and the lack of response by the Police Department and the
Federal Government, namely F.B.I., plus all the racial
physical treats (especially the Black Race) and material
swindles, short changing when going to the stores, mostly
merchandise, etc…I have to stand on my religious philosophy
that I have stated so far in this journal of my life ...
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Conflicts of Religions 2/3/2011
Bad Dreams Mother Fitzgerald Superior ran the Citadel of El Payno,
she was zealously religious and the Church prospered until
she died, when a pretentious protestant trained Priest
took control over the little perish. The farmers all were
very wise to all the funds for church that were getting misappropriated
and pocketed by Father Thomas. The Chicken always listened
to their owners who treated ...
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Has any guys ever had a woman shit in their mouth? 9/8/2010
If so, is it safe and what does it taste like?
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What is the point! 8/2/2010
Ok, so we pay a crap load of money to alt. For what? I have been
on here for years, and have yet to get a reply, from anyone
real. Just some fantasy crap. So erotic email is cool and
all at first, but come on. Somethings got to give.
So I checked in the chat rooms for the first time in 5 years,
and here we go, with some lame b.s. cyber chat. Maby if your
14 thats hot to get off to. but ...
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photo 7/7/2010
Hi there I am trying to upload my photo to my profile and I
can't seem to be able to do that any suggestions ? Some
times it will stick and then it will go away .
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should anyone here really b asking for TRIBUTES 4/14/2010
hi, i guess i'm a bit ticked off! fineally see someone
interesting on here and they want a tribute befor meeting!wtf.
if i wanted a i would look in papper or go for walk in
toronto.and is that really allowed on here, is it solicating.excuse
the spelling thanx.
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New Poly House 2/1/2010
A new poly household is being established in southern New
Jersey USA on a fifty-acre farm. The Master of the house has many years of experience in managing
and directing slaves and will promptly and firmly deal
with any interpersonal and obedience infractions that
may arise. The Master has zero tolerance for wilful misbehavior
and infractions of house rules. All slaves seeking admittance into the ...
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A Sub School For Newbis 1/29/2010
I have opened a new chat for any and all, but it is basically
for the newbs that have joined the alt site, and it is where
they can come and ask questions that will help them to better
understand the journey ahead of them. The room has over 300 people in the first 72 hours of being
opened, and it has brought together many old and new Dom/mes
and sub/slaves together to give knowledge to those ...
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Why I Joined Alt.Com 1/24/2010
I'll never forget the first time I tied a girl up, I knew
right away that I discovered something in myself that needed
to be explored. Thank you Amanda.
That was 4 years ago, and since then I have found only a couple
of girls who think they like being tied up...that is until
they find themselves hog-tied, blind-folded and gagged.
After that, they don't seem to want to sleep with me ...
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Invisible Chains, The nature of control. 11/17/2009
In the recent past I have begun to expand a theory/concept
I experimented with some 10 odd years ago. I had observed
that frequently the most 'powerful' individuals
were not always the biggest. Being military & martial
arts trained I approached this from a tactical view point.
Often these key individuals used the goals, dreams, fears
& desires of the people around them to control that
individuals ...
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The IM Chat program,or The Un-Chat of IM 11/3/2009
it is really A hit or Miss system.When
I'm using My "webcam" I'm constantly
aware that before starting I dump Internet cache, clear
all cookies, and no 3rd party tool bars open like
yea turn My pop-up blocker off. Now if your broadcasting and you dump your "cookies"
IM will stay open, but it will log you "off"
and then you get funny advertising pages when you open-up a ...
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No. of times in a week 10/21/2009
How many times a week couples have sex? Couples newly married
n couples which are over 3 yrs of marriage.
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holes in the road! 10/14/2009
i'm driving cross-country alone, and in the wee early
morning hours i've got to piss really bad! Pulling
into a 'Rest area', i rush to the Men's room
to find an out-of-order sign on the door. Quickly looking
around, i see a well-worn dirt path leading off into a thickly
wooded area several yards away. Running a few yards into
the woods out of view of the rest stop building, cock already
in hand ...
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My Experience with an 12-Inch Cock 9/24/2009
Just about every man that I have ever dated has been stunned
when they find out that I have slept with a man who had an 12
inch cock.
I am 23, Korean and have a body much like Ewa Sonnet's
(or so my boyfriend tells me). My boobs have always been
the center of attention when it came to boys. I began to develop
when I was 9, and bought my "d cup" when I was 14.
By 15 I was in the double d ...
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The Passing Of A Dom 9/3/2009
I was very intrested in learning about the lifestyle, and
my sister was caring for a Dom/Master from this site and
I had the privledge of meeting (LordDiscipline00). On 9/2/09 LordDiscipline00 had passed away and I had made
a promise to Him too inform the ones here, and found that
He was truly a loving caring Dom/Master that was loved and
respected by many that had the privledge of knowing Him.
I ...
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41y/o C.D. Wants to meet and talk with men mistress & Master 8/19/2009
Im Donna a 41 y/o C.D. Inrested in Meeting men who are secure
with their own sexual gender and open to dating C.D/T.G.
Also intrested in seeking A Mistress Or Masters Advice
and maybe more on lifestyle and worshop Im new to area and
have found it hard to find new friends and places to hang
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The Hurt Locker 8/5/2009
Yeah, I shouldn't be stealing the title of a current
movie, but it sure fits.
I finally found something to get over the hurt I experienced
in the last story I wrote. It was called "The case of
the Curious Fish".
Finding a little relief was pretty easy. It was as simple
as spending a few hours right here on alt, connecting with
a few old friends and hoping to meet new ones. ...
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The Case of the Curious Fish" 8/4/2009
I should have known what to expect. I've been around
long enough to know how this crazy world we live in works.
The best advice I ever got from anyone made the secret to
life perfectly clear- “Have realistic expectations.”
So I wasn't expecting much when I placed my ad on Craigslist.
I've found the internet is a great resource for finding
all kinds of things. And people. Some of who ...
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Music -- What's your Favorite "Get it On" Song? 6/30/2009
There are so many great songs out there.
Many of which turn me on and get me in the mood for some good
hard fucking. What are some of your favorties? I would love
to have some input on this. You know where to contact me...lol.
As you can see from my name...one of my favorite songs of
the moment is Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon. I have an IPOD playlist
a mile long of sexy songs ...
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"R/P (Role Play), RPG (Role Playing Games), And BDSM" 3/24/2009
role
play
Function: verb Date: 1949 transitive verb
1 : to act out the role of
2 : to represent in action > intransitive verb
: to play a role
Definition obtained from the Merriam-Webster Online
Dictionary
...
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t-girls in Albuquerque?? 3/18/2009
I have an obsession with Tgirls and their cocks. I can't
get enough of them. I seek them out and am totally fascinated
with them. I love women but like to look at a girl with big
tits, a round ass and a big cock. I need more and more.
2 Comments,
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This is a real Person. 2/14/2009
Just to let you all know.... I/i admire this Person. And
although in search of a Mistress, and actually never in
realistic hope of finding Her, .... this seems to be a Real
Person, that can fulfill Her desires and fulfill a sub's
needs and desires, too. Well, there it is.
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want to lose ass virginity 1/21/2009
why cant I find an older man to serve and take my ass virginity
is there anyone real out there
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