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Threesoom with One Man and two Women   3/24/2017

The man says to the two women "Let s have a threesome and i want to watch". Both smile and say yes. A few days later the bedroom is locked and he hears giggling, laughter then moaning. He looks down to see a little box. He opens the box with a note " For you...", he looks in and sees a nice watch.


2 Comments, 14 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
JohnnyLightning 58 M
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A true black belt at cunilingus.   12/27/2011

My head is between your legs. I can taste your pussy juices; you are very wet now. I run my tongue around the edges of your pussy. I caress your tummy, ass, and your thighs with my hands. I find your g-spot and apply pressure. I open your legs and place my head between your thighs. I rub your tummy some more. I then remove your panties to reveal a very wet pussy. I slowly start licking you around ...


8 Comments, 215 Views, 16 Votes ,2.10 Score
heythereimjon 28 M
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Getting comfortable with each other   8/17/2011

When you first start farting in front of each other is kinda funny in relationships


5 Comments, 50 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
Cheating Respectfully   9/6/2010

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you ...


5 Comments, 310 Views, 29 Votes ,4.95 Score
More public fun   3/12/2009

So it's just getting dark and my fiance and I stop at her favorite park parking place, and then get out with a blanket to get busy. Just as we're au natural a police car drives up and shines its lights right at us in the trees. We grab our blanket and toss our clothes on as we move to hide deeper in the park, finding some knee-high plants to cower in. I'm ready to walk out, but he ignores us, ...


2 Comments, 209 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
db780 58 M
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funny thing i nthe field   12/2/2008

My girl and I were once in a farmers field where there were many small bales of straw scattered around. It was late well after dark. We decided to fuck with me lying on a bale and her astride me, she said she wanted to pee so I told her to let it go, so she did with my cock in her vagina she peed. The piss went over my belly and then around my body and into the bale of straw. It was lovely, we ...


7 Comments, 388 Views, 21 Votes ,3.25 Score
phonesexgoddess 44 F
10 Articles
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My First Pocket Taser   11/18/2008

OK-so if you know me, you know I love tasers. Well, my ex bought me my first one. After reading the following story, which he wrote as a complaint to the taser company, I think you will see why I love it soooooo much!

Dear Pocket Taser Company,

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 7th anniversary and I was ...


19 Comments, 633 Views, 38 Votes ,6.81 Score
mssb65 53 M
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Think before you speak   9/1/2008

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did...

FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a ...


0 Comments, 182 Views, 14 Votes ,4.58 Score
BDSM Tech Support   7/18/2008

L: Hi. I was trying to do the candle wax dripping thing, and it's not working.

B: Have you lit the candle?



L: I need to light it?



B: Yes, if you want it to drip wax.



L: How do I light it?



B: With matches.



L: OK, thanks!



L: Hi, it's me again. I've got the candle lit, but whenever I ...


2 Comments, 177 Views, 17 Votes ,2.84 Score
Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical!   7/9/2008

hey I just got this great story, a wonderful read and a good break from the day...



Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical!



We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the Feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On ...


5 Comments, 288 Views, 29 Votes ,6.85 Score
musicandsex 33 M
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Embarassing sex stories   10/12/2007

I have my fair share, althought the worst was once when i was in high school. I was with a girl, and we were getting a little loud with the spankings. She was moaning, and we believed that her parents were gone. Right when i was about to come her dad walked in the room to see what the noise was. He turned as white as a ghost, and i ran out of the house as fast as i could, my pants halfway on, as ...


6 Comments, 629 Views, 24 Votes ,3.93 Score
SNATCH SNACKS   9/12/2007

Just a passing thought but, if eddible panties were flavoured in the same way as we accept potatoe flavoured crisps , they'd be a damn good idea, and a marketing success. Imagine the flavours that could be available!! , (contributions welcome bloggers ) Well !! what would your choice of "snatch snacks " be ???? kipper flavour anyone ?


1 Comments, 70 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
EDIBLE UNDIES   9/12/2007

Continuing the theme from replies to my last blogs, Since my edible undies snacks , seem to have stimulated the taste buds, (and other sensetive parts ), of some readers, here's the latest , "CHOC JOCKS" are the latest naughty nibbles, Something to nibble on or simply let them melt on your tounge . THE FILLING IS A CREME FILLED SURPRISE. Yet again in three sizes, small handy nibble size, handy ...


0 Comments, 23 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
BEDPAN HUMOUR   9/12/2007

Dream post :- Willing to consider varied interesting positions . Male nurse /carer (very flexible ) avaiable for all your personaal care needs. Good bedside skills and manners, Own uniform, ( one white leather thong with a red cross badge, ) A very bad stutter when I say the word no.

STIFF COMPETION FOR THIS POST LOL


0 Comments, 68 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
xmisterymanx 59 M
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Women's Dating Disasters   7/9/2007

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0 Comments, 139 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
_TheDreadPirate 55 M
3 Articles
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Khalid...Is That A Koran In Yer Pocket, Or Ye Jus' Glad To See Me?   6/12/2007

...t'is a bit off topic...but this be one of the funniest things Ive ever heard.

It jus' came to M'attention...in the early '90s, the United States Defense Dept actually explored 'n spent R&D money on developin' a "love bomb".

...LMAO...jus' rollin'!

...the idea bein' a "chemical" bomb that would have an aphrodisiac based chemical, designed to make our enemies, on the ...


2 Comments, 126 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
'Very Good, Madame'   6/10/2007

The wonderful 1950 movie Sunset Boulevard, about an aging silent film actress ridiculously desperate to make a comeback in post-WW2 Hollywood, paints a somewhat unkind picture of a diva. But it's the relationship she has with her butler that stands out for me when watching this classic.

Max the butler acts as chauffeur, attendant, caretaker of the estate, and biggest fan. He's also her ...


5 Comments, 611 Views, 14 Votes ,2.18 Score
The bored sub...   5/17/2007

I was spending time with someone at his home test running a relationship, and one day I was on the computer chatting. I looked over and the guy that I was with had tied himself up. I looked at him like he was out of his mind. I asked him what he was doing. He said I am bored. I said and the only thing you could think of was to tie yourself up??? He said well yes there is nothing else to do. I ...


2 Comments, 249 Views, 13 Votes ,3.14 Score
dragonlad 72 M
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'nother Bling story   5/7/2007

Quick from the ole LOLOL

Found you down around Probably your that attracted me first, I ... I don't think you realized at first that I was a Didn't take long to convince you to leave with me after I told you about the that I had set up... Guess you thought we were just going for ...


3 Comments, 90 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
dragonlad 72 M
129 Articles
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This is just a little [bling 8041]   5/7/2007

I had fun making this...

I thought you had stunning but how much better they'd look with Asked you if you'd like to and were you...You whispering that you used to be a and a ...Now I know that you were just being a Asked you seriously Told you I was a and was going to make ...


4 Comments, 129 Views, 8 Votes ,4.87 Score
looking4realMiss 39 M
6 Articles
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alternate life style and not a Martha Stewart meeting for not so horny housewives   4/20/2007

Do some people really know what alt and BDSM is? I am looking for love but not just sex I like to cook and watch movie maybe the friendfinder cooperation should remind people that this is a place for meet people for alternate life style and not a Martha Stewart meeting for not so horny housewives.

I know many girls from some countries would love to meet a foreign husband and I know ...


5 Comments, 162 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Teenage Daughters   3/21/2007

Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor.
1.
NAME ______________________
DATE OF BIRTH ______________________
2.
HEIGHT ...


5 Comments, 354 Views, 19 Votes ,6.03 Score
georgenlynn 66 C
1 Article
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The Wierdness Scale   2/14/2007

OK, in our lifestyle weirdness is the norm you might think. I would be inclined to agree, in fact we have met people who are into BDSM and think we are odd because we swing and we switch within our relationship. But my life and family have got to beat just about everything. My eldest daughter runs a fetish club with her dom boyfriend, her sister works there as DJ and her boyfriend ...


7 Comments, 516 Views, 18 Votes ,4.76 Score
darrenandthor 46 C
25 Articles
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Bungy   1/4/2007

I went bungy jumping the oyher day, when I got to the top the guy said if you dont jump I'll fuck you up the ass ! SO . . . . Did I jump ????????? Well a little bit at 1st..... lol ;->


8 Comments, 504 Views, 17 Votes ,4.26 Score
zennflower 54 F
10 Articles
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Tongue in Cheek What Kind of Doms Are Out There?   12/6/2006

The "MENTOR? WHAT MENTOR? I AM A SELF TAUGHT" DOM PROFILE Astoundingly instinctual knowledgable Dom looking for kinky girls to play with. His dungeon is on wheels, he calls his cattle prod his "violent wand" and trolls for submissives at family reunions. He is into "improvisation" and has never read a book or a website long enough to do anything more than sign onto a ...


14 Comments, 410 Views, 22 Votes ,6.49 Score
A Thanksgiving Story   11/10/2006

About three years ago, around Thanksgiving time, I was invited to go turkey hunting with my cousin Phil. He is an avid outdoorsman that my wife Mary is fond of. Me, I have been a work-a-holic since high school and have never been hunting before. Mary knew this and told me I was crazy to go and on top of that I didn’t even have the guts to kill anything.
Well, saying that ...


4 Comments, 456 Views, 14 Votes ,1.06 Score
hockeyguy7721 30 M
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Lame day   11/8/2006

so to keep it short woke up hung over got ready for work car would start got yelled at by my boss fuck that shit


2 Comments, 234 Views, 10 Votes
Southern Birth Control Clinic   10/16/2006

After having had their 12th child, a couple from Alabama decided it was enough (they couldn't afford to adda piece to their double-wide), so the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules and shep) and told him he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more young'uns. The doctor told him there was a proceedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doc intrusted him ...


18 Comments, 1580 Views, 72 Votes ,5.46 Score
Cake or Bed   10/16/2006

A husband is at home watching the football game when his wife interrupts... "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks up angrily and snarls, "fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GEwritten on my forehead? I don't think so." Fine, so then the wife asks, "well can you fix the fridge door?" "Does it look like I ...


12 Comments, 1127 Views, 56 Votes ,7.24 Score
painful heart aches   10/4/2006

well one of the amazing things about a hot new relationship is that your pulse is acutely tuned to your emotional reaction when that girl is near , like in the room , coming down the street, meets u somewhere or wateva. The whole blood rushes and the pulse jumps without even moving, your circulation is accellerating from her posessing the place in one's mind that is object of erotic desire. ...


0 Comments, 211 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
china69god 61 M
15 Articles
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The Angry Preacher   9/21/2006

The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie! A God fearing decent Christian community cannot tolerate such slander. I am embarrassed and will not accept this. Now I want the individual who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!' No one moved. The preacher continued, ...


26 Comments, 1969 Views, 144 Votes ,5.07 Score
Mstrshelby69 48 M
9 Articles
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Brass Bed   9/17/2006

This one was hilarious to me, but the ex-wife didn't find it humorous lol.She just had to absolutely have this brass bed, that i didn't care for, but I gave in and got it.It had the big brass head and footboards with the bars running across.Anyway, one night i was fucking her Doggie-style and i mean fucking her HARD, and drove her head right between the bars and she couldn't pull her head ...


19 Comments, 2117 Views, 100 Votes ,6.60 Score
lovemyass59 58 F
1 Article
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finding out the truth   9/12/2006

Anytime I meet someone- the first and most important thing is to be clear and honest and who we are and what we want. What I love about the NSA, casual sex relationship is the uninhibited honesty, without fear of rejection. Encouraging lovers to share fantasies- these men nearly always start with the harem or at least 2 woman fantasy. Then when I start sharing my DP, DPP, gang bang ...


3 Comments, 596 Views, 16 Votes ,3.13 Score
YouKnowYouNeedMe 34 M
11 Articles
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Off-limits   8/28/2006

I love when my partner is comfortable with me, but I despise hearing any women say certain dirty things. It kills me to hear a cute lady say anything involving bathroom humor. Ugh..


0 Comments, 122 Views, 3 Votes
china69god 61 M
15 Articles
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Chinese Proverbs   8/16/2006

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
...


2 Comments, 202 Views, 17 Votes ,4.68 Score
china69god 61 M
15 Articles
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Good Bars   8/4/2006

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, 'Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!' The others agree that sounds like a good ...


13 Comments, 1781 Views, 78 Votes ,5.87 Score
stuff i thought was funny   7/2/2006

don't suffer from insanity; enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.


1 Comments, 161 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
jokes   7/2/2006

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.


0 Comments, 84 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
masha63 53 F
57 Articles
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LOOKING FOR ESSENTIAL FULFILLMENT...   6/21/2006

Synergistic relationships are the true representation of the interconnectedness of life and ultimately express the constant revolutionary and evolutionary movements of existence and non-existence. Both empty spaces and filled ones are crucial to relationships' mechanisms. Multidimensionality of relations are filled with life-force more then the impermanent/empty ...


2 Comments, 134 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
NibblesNLix 40 M
16 Articles
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colour test...   5/11/2006

sky royal blue dark blue orange orange red crimson firebrick dark red green lima sea [COLOR ...


0 Comments, 95 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
NibblesNLix 40 M
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colour test...   5/11/2006

sky royal blue dark blue orange orange red crimson firebrick dark red green lima sea [COLOR ...


0 Comments, 80 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
tamaracktroll 53 C
4 Articles
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the mountain.doc   4/29/2006

The western sun sank slowly toward a ridgeline adorned with the spiny fingers of naked poplar trees. Angular shadows from the porch railing sprawled lazily across the porch, slowly pointing toward evening. The chains supporting the porch swing he sat in squeaked in rusty protest every time he moved. Evidence of a mature season was everywhere, as a light October breeze chased a dozen or so ...


0 Comments, 226 Views, 8 Votes ,4.87 Score
rajesh_indian 45 M
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fun in bed   4/26/2006

great fun in bed for a fuck


6 Comments, 371 Views, 16 Votes
dontttstop 53 M
2 Articles
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an observation   4/15/2006

women spend half their life saying no and the rest wishing someone would ask


1 Comments, 144 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
dynamitesneonaty 33 M
11 Articles
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dumb older joke   4/13/2006

A man tells his wife that he lost his job, and she'd need to get one. After some discussion, the only thing she's capable of doing is prostitution! He decides to help her, and after getting ready, they head out on the town. The wife spots a good mark and gets out of the car while the husband drives into a closeby alley. "100 dollars a fuck big boy, " the wife states. "I've only got ...


2 Comments, 364 Views, 19 Votes ,6.29 Score
Pandoras_boxxx13 48 F
3 Articles
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Ever been just too tired?   4/4/2006

True story...One night after a particularly long and exhausting session, my ex and I decided we were just too tired to continue, and went to sleep. Apparently our bodies had other ideas, as we wound up groping at each other in our sleep. We began having sex, and somehow, fell asleep during!(never happened before) In the morning, as we lie there in bed, trying to remember if we had finished, ...


3 Comments, 620 Views, 22 Votes ,4.45 Score
DarkPassionsatu 63 M
1 Article
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Home from leave.   3/22/2006

The following story actually happend to Me and a sub back in the '70's. At that time I was trying so hard not to let anyone know that I was into the BDSM scene at all. I was working in a very secure feild in the US Army and didn't or couldn't let certain things be found out.
I had just been released from the Army hospital and placed on duty statis again. I had gotten back from ...


16 Comments, 4542 Views, 74 Votes ,1.87 Score
MissLeeLee 68 T
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"Once a Whore..."   3/18/2006

This sissy had her latest experience in anal submission this past Saturday at a girlfriends apartment. After spending the morning shaving all over, applying makeup and dressing in black lace panties and stick-on jiggling breast forms. This sissy called a girlfriend and asked her if she had anything to do. She said no and this sissyslut should come over and they could "fool around." This ...


1 Comments, 580 Views, 22 Votes ,1.93 Score
jackudamiona 51 C
13 Articles
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the Emporer's Tongue   3/18/2006

Many years ago in ancient Japan, there was a warlord who wanted to be the emporer. He devised a way to defeat the other warlords without fighting. He had four beautiful daughters. He would marry them off to the first four men who passed his test. He had razor sharp metal inserted into his daughters to shredd any man's manhood who attempted to enter them. The first four warlords from ...


29 Comments, 5305 Views, 161 Votes ,1.91 Score
jackudamiona 51 C
13 Articles
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Sandpaper Sally   3/17/2006

There was this young cowboy who was out on the range for a long time and was looking for a woman to release his pent up tension. He went up to the old bartender in the small town saloon, "Is there a good whore house in this town?" "Sure is youngin, " He winked, "but stay away from Sandpaper Sally." Once there he found that men where lined up out the door waiting for their turn at ...


28 Comments, 3087 Views, 138 Votes ,0.39 Score
smalldong27 32 M
10 Articles
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condom coming off inside GF   3/13/2006

well my dick is less than average size and condoms are sometimes a size or two too big. Once I was fucking my Old girlfriend and at the end noticed my condom was gone. I didnt say anything and went home the next day she called and asked if I had left something at her place I said what do you mean> And she had found it inside of her. From then on all her dorm friends made jokes by buying me ...


1 Comments, 480 Views, 12 Votes ,2.98 Score
smalldong27 32 M
10 Articles
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she broke up with me bc my dick was too small   3/13/2006

Hey my last gf broke up with me bc I couldnt please her with my dick. I said I would use toys bot she didnt want too. What are the limits ladies when is a dick too small


8 Comments, 329 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
SamN3Dat 59 M
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Penis   3/7/2006

Hey, Penis Oh, Penis
Penis, take your pill Please get a little long for me to thrill A girl who wants my pisses and my harms A girl to enjoy the pharms in you
Penis, make her bare A lovely girl with semen in her hair And take the glist'nin' pearls up in her pie And place them in her eyes for me
Penis, god-dick of love that you are ...



0 Comments, 82 Views, 3 Votes
beryl_bensun212 33 M
13 Articles
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Important tips on sex   3/2/2006

1. Check if the condom is not leaking by bittinfg of the tip of it.... 2. Check out wether is dry or not to make use of lubricant....... 3. Chech the temperature of the place you are in oder to know how much heat you in to apply in sex....... 4. Wash your penis with disinfection to sterlize it......... 5. Make her take painkiller if she is virgin to make her pain less.... 6. See ...


1 Comments, 159 Views, 11 Votes
heavyballs4u 71 M
20 Articles
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da Mattress poem   2/25/2006

Oh, I luv dem Mattress ads on plasma TV He's a sleep-N-she dreams--she was free He wants an electric mattress wit'buttons-N-numbers She wants a trampoline, with him not a fumbler He snores to the roars of NASCARs everywhere She tosses her ass covered blanket up in the air When dey do bang anyway, he's not even there Her thoughts -R- with Bad-Boy of yesteryear She wants to be eaten ...


0 Comments, 65 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
you need lots i tell you   2/23/2006

You need lots of humor especially if you're a sub because the amount of times you try to do things right and makes a complete hash of them is a lot. You need a rule book but the dominations make that up as they go along. You think you cracked it to find you have failed again. You need humor and especially in a relationship because without humor how can you enjoy pain, annoyance and ...


1 Comments, 149 Views, 6 Votes ,4.50 Score
MexicaShaman 51 M
2 Articles
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Libration masculine   2/22/2006

Soi disant qu'aujourd'hui c'est la journe de libration masculine


0 Comments, 48 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
heavyballs4u 71 M
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to the tune of Disco,... Makin' it and then bangin' it....   1/25/2006

<br> I <br> Oh, Who's that banging at your door? Just me, the Old Bastard looking at your ass somemore, Or, was it maybe in lingerie at the department store-- Who wants to hop in bed with U -- certainly not to snore, Oh, who's that bastard banging at your door? <br> II <br> Yes Sexy Lady, I'm disease free and plan on stayin' this way, Not tokin or ...


0 Comments, 108 Views, 9 Votes ,1.29 Score
Lady_Gatta 51 F
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How My dog Siggy *marked* one of My slaves   1/20/2006

One of My slaves was visiting from another country, and My dog was all over him( lol, no, no, not at all what Y/you might think!- My cute white bulldog Siggy just loves new people!). So one day after having his things done outside, My dog comes back in and sits down on My slave's bare foot. Unfortunately for My slave, My dog's ass was not as clean as O/ne would like! After sitting and ...


2 Comments, 461 Views, 18 Votes ,4.35 Score
hothothappy 41 M
10 Articles
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Love Hurt   1/19/2006

Two old ladies into thier eighties were peeking into a hole in thier apartment wall; watching a young couple working up a real sweat. One of ladies says, "My how they remind me of those hot and naughty nights we used to make nookie. What was your husband like?" Oh, he was a pain in the ass!


0 Comments, 254 Views, 13 Votes ,2.14 Score
AKashj 29 F
1 Article
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Your Humor   1/18/2006

Ever thought that you were boring? That maybe you broke up with the hot guy because you didn't have it? Everyone has some excitment, the trick is figuring out what it is! For an example: My first boyfriend ditched me after a week. Said I wasn't worth it. I read every self-help book and article I could, no difference. Then sparatically he called and we went to dinner, and I made a small ...


6 Comments, 526 Views, 36 Votes ,3.84 Score
bdsmnn 46 M
18 Articles
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my wife   1/8/2006

My Domme!


1 Comments, 494 Views, 18 Votes
deluxelp 51 M
5 Articles
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masturbation pain.. lol   12/29/2005

This is kind of embarrassing but I will share it so maybe someone will not make the same mistake. One day I had the urge to masturbate.. ( I am not blind yet.. and everybody does it right?) Anyway, I wanted to use some lotion and the only kind I could find was my girlfriends with glitter in it. I used it and to my surprise later that day I had a burning sensation all over my penis. ...


3 Comments, 476 Views, 24 Votes ,2.56 Score
studentbdsm101 62 M
394 Articles
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Retribution-Like A...   12/1/2005

Justin struggled against the ropes. He strained his arm muscles trying to loosen the bonds. He tried to raise up on his knees. "You won't get away with this, " he threatened, "I'll go to the cops and they'll put you cunts away forever!" Four women laughing was the only reply to Justin's threat. Rita gave a gentle tug on Justin's short brown hair. "What are you gonna say?" Rita asked, ...


0 Comments, 252 Views, 9 Votes ,5.14 Score
studentbdsm101 62 M
394 Articles
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Retribution-Like A...   12/1/2005

Justin struggled against the ropes. He strained his arm muscles trying to loosen the bonds. He tried to raise up on his knees. "You won't get away with this, " he threatened, "I'll go to the cops and they'll put you cunts away forever!" Four women laughing was the only reply to Justin's threat. Rita gave a gentle tug on Justin's short brown hair. "What are you gonna say?" Rita asked, ...


1 Comments, 247 Views, 8 Votes ,3.71 Score
baroness69 41 F
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Who pissed on my beer?   11/29/2005

My mom and her boyfriend went away for the weekend, several years ago. THey went to Lincoln City, on the Oregon Coast. He bought a case of beer to take with him. <br> He had so many drinks that night that he could barely stand. Mom said that around 3:30 that morning, he went to the bathroom in his birthday suit. She said he fell three times on his way to the bathroom that was only ...


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studentbdsm101 62 M
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The sweet smell of revenge!   11/28/2005

I was barely nineteen when this happened. If you're hoping to read some juicy sex tale, you might wish to read something else. This is a tale of revenge, off-color and possibly disgusting, and humiliation. I worked as a mail boy for a large company in San Diego. There were literally hundreds of workers, many of which were women. I developed a crush on a particular lady named Jill. ...


2 Comments, 325 Views, 12 Votes ,5.80 Score
studentbdsm101 62 M
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May we?   11/28/2005

Many years ago, when I was in my early twenties, I was stationed in England. Several of us decided to tour Europe via train. We spent three nights on the French Riviera. On our last night, the four of us went to what I could only call a "clip joint." You know, where the drinks for the girls are overpriced and usually nothing stronger than cold tea. Anyway, each of us picked a girl and ...


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LISSANNE0414 46 F
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THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING......   10/14/2005

I HAD MET THIS MAN ON ANOTHER SITE A FEW MONTHS AGO.WE HIT IT OFF FROM "HELLO". <br> THIS MAN HAD ME SO HOT AND BOTHERED, I THOUGHT ABOUT HIM EVERYDAY. WE TALKED ON THE COMPUTER EVERY NIGHT AND ON THE PHONE JUST ABOUT DAILY. <br> HE TOLD ME HE WAS IN AN "OPEN" RELATIONSHIP. AND SHE WAS COOL WITH HIM SEEING OTHERS, AND SHE SEES OTHERS AT TIMES TOO. SO I WENT FOR IT. ...


15 Comments, 734 Views, 28 Votes ,3.24 Score
yourpapa2005 67 M
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Playful "Pooch"   9/26/2005

I was with the woman I was seeing at the time. She was pretty with personality, nimble and extremely passionate. <br> We were in one of our sessions on her couch in her living room. We had been already through a number of interesting positions. At this point she was straddling me as I sat on the edge of the couch and her legs were at first wrapped around me and then stretched up ...


9 Comments, 1220 Views, 43 Votes ,5.28 Score
my first blow job   9/13/2005

I was 17 years old and out with my girfriend. She was a year older but lesss experienced than I. I was the first guy she had ever kissed. We had been dating for 5 months. I took her to my father's business. It was around midnight, i was aroused and she was looking hot. She was from Vietnam and had beautiful long black hair, a nice complexion and pretty eyes. Oh, a nice body too. We were ...


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pj_wolfwalker 59 M
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Nasty Pussy!   9/13/2005

This happened several years ago and the story of the golden retriever with the wet nose putting an end to the festivities reminded me of when I was dating Marie. She & I were still a vanilla thing, but a good one. I was at her place at New Year's and I hadn't closed the door properly when I came back from the loo. We were getting very hot & heavy and I was on top driving into her as she ...


3 Comments, 383 Views, 14 Votes ,2.82 Score
studentbdsm101 62 M
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Try never to get too excited   8/4/2005

Diane was only the second woman I had ever had sex with. I was 18 and she was 33. I won't bore you with the details of our meeting, but I'll get right to the act. Diane was the first woman I ever performed orally on. I guess I tried very hard and I slobbered a great deal. I remember having an erection that hurt. I continued to lick and drool on her vagina. Eventually, she reached ...


0 Comments, 327 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
run20007 50 M
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good white gay man   8/1/2005

i am deafblind, signs language from london, ontaRIO, I WANT LOOK FOR THE WHITE MAN IS 30-60 YRS OLD TO BE VERY NICE SO I WOULD LOVE HAVE NEW WHITE BOYFRIEND.


0 Comments, 228 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Love is Blind   7/24/2005

I grew up with a very large German Sheppard Police Dog. I got him as a pup, and we grew up together. He was very playful, loyal, and protective. He was a smart dog, and learned quickly. <br> <br> Although I am partially blind, I don’t have a Seeing Eye Dog. Even though I have a collapsible white cane I only carry it collapsed to let others know that I am not seeing as ...


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Doc_Sonar
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What Did You Say?   7/19/2005

Consider this: <br> A man and a woman are driving cars in opposite directions on a twisting mountain road. <br> As they pass one another, the woman yells out her open car window to the man, "Pig!" The quite surprised man yells back, "Bitch!" and they continue on their way. <br> A few moments later, the man rounds a blind curve, smashes into a hog, and ...


0 Comments, 368 Views, 24 Votes ,5.97 Score
MistressLiz2005 45,1932 C
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If....   7/9/2005

If you and your boyfriend use condoms and you have anal sex watch out you might have an asshole baby!


1 Comments, 799 Views, 25 Votes ,0.14 Score
lezsex 57,1953 C
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girls this is how it is   5/15/2005

Dear Girls <br> For too long we men have been divided and conquered in the name of equality, feminism and a host of other bobbins. NO MORE!!! The man fights back!!!!! <br> Tell your friends that the 90's man is dead. <br> Long live the 21st century man..... <br> Listen up ladies, below is how it REALLY is..... <br> 1. If ...


3 Comments, 515 Views, 28 Votes ,6.73 Score
ANOTHERSANTA 86 M
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"SANTA,BAR-MAID'S,GIVING.MY.HUSBAND.TOO.MUCH.SERVICE!""   4/16/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]Barmaid.too.coozy! Carmen who Darby had called while riding SANTA'S pony, sat beside SANTA and pretend to be 14 Darby on Tiffany's livingroom Love-Seat settee and SANTA was consoling her. Carmen told him her problem with her husband's club bar-maid. "My husband belongs to a private club where wives are welcome. People often greet one-another by kissing hello, goodbye ...


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dungeonsub4use 53 F
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Double meanings   4/15/2005

This is just for fun and is aimed at noone in particular, feel free to add! <br> 1 is what s/he says. 2. is what s/he means. <br> <br> 1 Can you accomadate? 2. I'm married and dont want to have to pay for hotels. <br> 1. Seeks Daytime fun. 2. Am married and need to see you whilst I am 'at work'. <br> 1. Wealthy Generous Dom seeks... 2. I have ...


4 Comments, 527 Views, 30 Votes ,5.49 Score
ANOTHERSANTA 86 M
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"SANTA, MY DR. DIDN'T SWALLOW MY CUM!"   2/26/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]CHICAGO;DrsuesDrfrCum Dr.Richard O.Phillips says his former lover a Dr.Sharon Irons deceived him by not swallowing his semen during an oral sex session and using said semen to get herself (pg) pregnant by artificial insemination. Dr.Phillips accuses Dr.Irons of a "calculated, profound, personal betrayal" She says they had the baby through normal sexual intercourse. The ...


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ANOTHERSANTA 86 M
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"SANTA,ARE.OUR.M.Ps.IN.IRAQ.MISBEHAVING?"   2/7/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]IRAQ;M.P.Mud Wrestler Demoted: A female member of a Ntl-Guard.unit was demoted for indecent exposure after a pre-Valentine's Day mud wrestling party at the Army run Camp Bucca detention center in Iraq. The incident involved the Ashville, NC-105th, Military Police Battalion, said the Baccu Camp spokesman, Lt.Col.Barry Johnson, he would not ...


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ANOTHERSANTA 86 M
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SANTA;RETIREMENT a CHILD'S VIEW:   2/3/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]How'd.Spend3.Holiday? SECRETSANTA read the pretty, carrot-topped subTeacher's report as he introduced Tonya Gorgon, 25, with a delicious 34D bust, and carmel nipples, that matched her satiny skin, he had met her on one of those kinky B&B/S&M.com Websistes profiled as a submissive;introduced her to a closed sesssion of play scene fantasy B&B accompanied with his chief ...


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ANOTHERSANTA 86 M
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SANATA*^CRIMES*AGAINST*NATURE^*   1/25/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]*WEIRD*TRUE*TALES*: DURAHAM, NCn Dec.gang member RobertD.Jphnson, was sentenced to 15 years for shooting off the genitals of a fellow Blood(negroe) who was wws trying to leave the group. The jury rejected an even harsher penalty for "maliicious castration" settling.on"non-maliciouscastratioin because Johnson actually shot the man in the leg, but that the bullet ...


1 Comments, 167 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
ANOTHERSANTA 86 M
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KAUPHY KUP(Santa"sCOMIC.STRIP)   1/22/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]A MORNING STARTER: SANTA OVER HEARD IN TIMES PAST SHERLOCK HOLMES AND DR. WATSON: "I say, Holmes the toilet is dripping water onto the bathroom floor" "Indeed, " said Holmes, getting up and heading for the kitchen. "Are you sure?""Yes, it'sleaking definitely leaking." "Is it now?"ask ed Holmes, grabbing some food ...


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ANOTHERSANTA 86 M
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ANOTHER.KAUPH.KUP(COMIC.STRIP):   1/22/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]Graveside.gift&arrest SecretSantaOver"KauphyKup"comicstripFor two great morning starters: [BALTIMORE]For the 56th year, an unkown man stole into a locked graveyard early on Edgar Allen Poe's birthday and placed three roses and a half-empty bottle of cognac on the writer's grave. To.this.day.no.one.knowstheident-ity of the so-called Poe Toaster ...


0 Comments, 76 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
ANOTHERSANTA 86 M
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"SANTA,WHAT.WILL.I.BE.WHEN.I'M.A SENIOR?" .   1/22/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]WILM.N.C.BE.A.SENIOR: SECRETSANTA, Answers his GrandChilds Question "What will I be when I become a Senior Citizen? What will it be like SANTA?" "I'm the life of the party even if it lasts past 10pm, and I'm very good at opening Tyenol child caps with a hammer, yes I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going, _n_I'm awake many ...


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   2005-01-20

'Peachy' had come to visit me in Portland, OR from the coastal town where she lived. When I first met her, her hubby had her sleeping "in the doghouse" in their living room! Sexually, she was insatiable with him. He'd go work, and she'd call me and I'd coach her on field expedient toys to use in our phone sex escapades. Once, while looking for something new to try, she opened and looked inside her hubby's tool box, where she found a large handled screwdriver for which, she soon developed a great fondness! From that point on, the Ole Craftsman screwdriver became 'de rigueur' in our Long Distance trysts. <br> <br> One that Saturday, when she and a friend of hers came to Portland for a concert. 'Peachy' was going to be dropped off at my place after the concert, while her friend had plans to attend an 'all-night' rave party. Now, I'd had some wine earlier, and dozed off when she didn't arrive on time. When she finally did arrive, I was sleeping deeply, as she woke my neighbors getting me to wake up. <br> <br> As soon as I greeted and let her in, I was immediately grateful that I'd drank the wine earlier, as I could hardly withstand her body odor emanating from her, due to all the drinking and sweating, from dancing during the entire length of the concert! Now, I had to help her into my bed with a modicum of grace and gratitude, and I said to her, 'I may have some toys similar to your favorite Craftsman tools, in my own toolbox!' She smiled then nodded, as I went to find them, and some lube. <br> <br> Back at 'Ground Zero' alongside 'Peachy, ' I generously applied the lube, threw in a little fondling, then efficiently and smoothly inserted the Standard 1/2" Craftsman screwdriver, handle end first, into the excretory opening of her alimentary canal. Then I lubed myself, and inserted the Phillips 1/2" Craftsman screwdriver handle into my own anus. We had both, somehow excited ourselves by now, and rather quickly, began fucking frenziedly with heedless abandon! <br> <br> Between the sensory stimulation of the actual Craftsman handles' penetration in our anuses, and the auditory stimulation of 'business' ends of the screwdrivers, sounding like one of the most famous sword duels in one of the greatest Swashbuckler movies of all time, "Captain Blood" circa 1935, with Basil Rathbone and Errol Flynn (who was an unknown Australian replacement actor until this film). On top of, just the plain edginess of these Ben Wa balls substitutions, caused us to quickly come wildly, and just as quick, fall into a tranquil slumber, both impaled, with the Craftsman 1/2" screwdriver handles, locked firmly in place! <br> <br> But there's a downside to this tale and it's that, to this day, keeping in mind, this happened about five years ago, I have not been able to remove the permeated, tainted, synesthetic redolence from the solid plastic handles of the two cutlasses we wielded onto battle that one night! SEAR's Craftsman Tools 100% Guaranteed Exchange Warranty notwithstanding!


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ANOTHERSANTA 86 M
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SANTA;[WE DON'T NEEED NO BADGES]   1/16/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]JOLIET, ILL.AM.Robbery:"THSHADOW"SecretSanta's;Alter-Ego, in the"60"s on cold, early, Marchmorn- ing.on.his.wayto.his.then.job, suudd- enly remembers that his cover wife asked him to stop at Joliet's.Super- mrt, and pick up adozen eggs , and a wheat bread on his way to work. He pulled into his usual handicap parking spot at "Honiotes-SuperMart" .in front of the store. ...


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trek4u69 69 M
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Naked Night at the beach   1/15/2005

During a a recent weekend camping out in a local state park at the beach. A GF and I engaged in nude swimming each night after dining. Kinda like the opening scene in the movie"Jaws". Both of equally in a enhanced and in elevated mood. On the last night of nude pleasure in the dark dangerious depths. My GF left the water before me to get the towels. For a shot time I lost my ...


0 Comments, 205 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
ANOTHERSANTA 86 M
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"SANTA-DO.YOU.BELIEVE.IN-FAIRIES?"   1/10/2005

SANTA{DATELIN]FAIRIESnon-Homo_sexual SECRETSANTA has always Been interested in the study oFthe weird, and supernatural, such was the case of Dragons.Krampus, and Fairies. Be it Known that the fairy family includes.brownies, elves, gnomes, gob- lins, fairies, leprechauns, nixies, pix-ies, poltergeists, spirites, trolls and pookahs(like HARVEY.the.7ft.Rabbii) A fairy, by ...


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ANOTHERSANTA 86 M
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"SANTA,BUY.US.A.GROSS,"TROJANSUPRAS"andWILLYA.KILL.THATLOUD.OVER.THE.COUNTER.TV"   1/5/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]MANCHESTER, IA: Recently SANTA was working on his column, suddenly his "DICOM-3"[LocalHotList] light flash- -ed red. There was Trouble in River- City}like the movie sang goes. SANTA wass faced with not one but two.dilemmas. On.the.Internet.he Was invited.to.a"ThreeHourLate-HappyHour Party by.teeny-boppers.who.called theselves"Fabulous-59-Panthers", a ...


0 Comments, 87 Views, 4 Votes ,0.53 Score
Life`s little instructions for positivity!   1/4/2005

Compliment three people everyday*Over-tip breakfast waitress*Watch a sunrise at least once a year*Once in your life own a convertible*Sing in the shower*Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated*Never refuse homemade brownies*Strive for excellence, not perfection*Plant a tree on your birthday*Learn three clean jokes*Return borrowed vehicles with the gas tank full*Never waste an ...


0 Comments, 123 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
JoePerf 44 M
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S&M   1/4/2005

Probably the oldest one in the book <br> The Masochist says to the Sadist: "Please hurt me!" <br> The Sadist smile and says: "No!"


1 Comments, 370 Views, 18 Votes ,3.26 Score
ANOTHERSANTA 86 M
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SANT;WOERST DRINKING BUDDY(BlackBear)   1/4/2005

SANRA{DATELINE]NEAR-CONCRETE, WASH: While making his rounds Xmas.Eve SeCRETSANTA.discovered.a.black.bear passed out on the lawn of the Bakers Lake Resoert near Concrete, Wash. surronded by at least 36 empty cans of (Local)Ranier Beer and one lone empty can of Busch Lite. SANTA notified the WildLife Forest Rangers Sgt.B.Heinrick investigated and fooundthat the inebriated bear, had ...


0 Comments, 133 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
studentbdsm101 62 M
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You just don't understand.   12/7/2004

This is a little story from my youth. It might have been a very short relationship, but I think you'll see the humor. I was 18 and stationed at Clark Air Base in the Philippines. On my second night in country, a guy, who had been there for a year, decided to take me out to see the town. We went out the Clarkview gate and started hitting the bars. This was during the rainy season, so ...


1 Comments, 249 Views, 29 Votes ,5.65 Score
Lady_Gatta 51 F
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Chess and other Games   11/23/2004

Chess Game - Part One She had always enjoyed playing chess, probably from the very first time when she'd been five years old. She also always knew how amazing it was for others to see a small kid winning game after game in the resort, where she was even physically unable to remove the huge chess pieces and other were only happy to help her with that task. Then, when she became ...


2 Comments, 332 Views, 38 Votes ,2.91 Score
DwnSouthMaster22 34 M
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10 Reasons why men like to masturbate.   11/19/2004

10. It takes less work than having sex. 9.Our wallet doesn't have to suffer goin on dates. 8.We don't have to snuggle afterwards. 7.It may be our hand but at least we don't have to put up with our ex. 6.Its the best birth control method we know of. 5.Its something to do when we're bored. 4.We like to test the "you'll put your eye out doing that!" saying. 3.It ...


0 Comments, 192 Views, 28 Votes ,5.50 Score
DwnSouthMaster22 34 M
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10 Things you don't want to hear during sex.   11/19/2004

10."Is it in?" 9.Your brothers name. 8.A fart and "hee hee, sorry bout that". 7."I wonder whats on T.V.?" 6.Your sisters name. 5."Damn! Your better than i thought you'd be". 4."Your dads name. 3."Awww its so cute". 2.'Cough, Cough' "Ugh, sorry hairball". 1."Ohhhh George W.".


0 Comments, 246 Views, 30 Votes ,3.14 Score
A Girl and her Cat   11/19/2004

It appears women have found another substitute for men. In Russia, a woman's genitals was mauled by her house cat. After applying an over abundant supply of valerian to her pussy, a substance that drives cats mad with desire, the obediant house pet went from being a proficient licker, to a sex-crazed mauler. Fast forward, the unenlightened husband is seeking a divorce.


2 Comments, 319 Views, 45 Votes ,7.54 Score
squeakerz 29 F
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vienna sausages   11/18/2004

this is the greatest thing ever! my friend the other day told me that her and her boyfriend were testing out sex foods. he went out and bought a whole lot...not knowing what he had gotten she was way excited. when it was time to have sex...he blind folded her and started playing w/ the food he had...she asked what it was and he said a vienna sausage. so, she went along w/ it.....to her it ...


5 Comments, 460 Views, 50 Votes ,6.65 Score
LEARN69 50 M
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The three meanings of SEX.   11/14/2004

To understand the meaning of sex, first know that it has three meanings rather than one. It is when these three meanings joint to gather, the ultimate feeling of sex takes place. <br> It is “S”afety. As the question is what enjoyment you would feel without being confident of your safety? <br> And “E”njoyment. As a main purpose of your act. This what will make ...


0 Comments, 195 Views, 18 Votes ,3.81 Score
brattlette 51 F
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First Dates and broken toys...   11/9/2004

Last Friday i was seeing A......W/we were gonna scene...(ok ok wont go into that whole mess...it consisted of about 3 minutes before He told me to *do Him* ...rolls eyes).....sooo being the obedient lil subbie i am (hey no laffin ) i started to *do Him* and W/we were on the bed...and HE moved my butt over close to Him and started *playin* while i was *doing Him*...i feel Him put what i ...


11 Comments, 466 Views, 47 Votes ,5.13 Score
Les Enfants Du Bondage: The Troublesome Tale of Two Teens Tying Each Other Up   10/9/2004

I have had many hobbies throughout my life. Few in my family will forget my nihilistic obsession with "Star Trek" from ages eight to sixteen, an infatuation that ended, as so many pre- pubescent pseudo- intellectual male activities do, the moment I caught sight of my first girlfriend's breasts. Fewer still will forget my undying love of Bob Dylan, Old Slurry himself, Captain Speech ...


3 Comments, 283 Views, 31 Votes ,4.58 Score
screemmachine 56 M
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What you READ is not always what you GET !!!!!!   6/23/2004

I have been a standard member at ALT.COM for about four months. In that time period I have read and responded to well over 100 profiles from women. These were women of various ages (ranging from 21 to 75)different nationalities, all with one thing in command. (Seeking male companionship for various different reasons). From these profile I have made a AMAZING and HUMOROUS discovery and ...


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a man and his friend or he think   6/7/2004

MY HUSBAND WANTED ME TO GIVE HIM A THREESOME AND THEN HE SUGGEST THAT HE WILL GIVE ME ONE WITH HIS FRIEND . NOW I HAVE TOLD HIM LONG TIME AGO HIS FRIEND TRIED TO FUCK ME WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER. AND HE MUST FORGOT WHAT I SAY LONG TIME AGO AND I SAID NO I DONT WANT TO DO ANY THING WITH YOUR FRIEND , CAUSE THAT WOULD OF STARTED A LOT OF SHIT. SO I HAD A THRESOME WITH MY FRIEND AND HER BOYFRIEND ...


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Sarcasm Always Helps   6/5/2004

Oddly enough this is a true story of mine. Once, quite sometime ago, I had been involved in a night of passion that might make vanilla's faint. The man of the evening was a tough little ghetto brat. He came over late and we had some pretty rough yet creative nookie. I in my choke chain and leash with a vibrator in my backdoor and his cock along with a vibrating bullet in the frontdoor. ...


0 Comments, 174 Views, 124 Votes ,8.90 Score
Swap photo's??   5/23/2004

I had been E-mailing this guy for a while, he had sent me his photo's, lovely they were, I had trouble with the website I normally used, to send photo's from, so I didn't want to send a photo from there. The site had recently had a revamp, and was still having teething trouble. So I decided to send one from my mobile, to his E-mail well, it didn't work. The end of the week came and I ...


1 Comments, 139 Views, 95 Votes ,7.83 Score
MasterSeverin 67 M
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EVENTIDE - A Poem Of Love   3/16/2004

EVENTIDE..... <br> Twilight reached down, outstretched fingers scratching the back of the day now slowly descending. <br> She caressed with lips of darkest night, gentle kiss of sleep, fragrant touch of evening, as the sun passes downward, beneath ragged coverlets of cloud. <br> Twilight grew older, dimmed then darkened, as ...


1 Comments, 118 Views, 59 Votes ,4.78 Score
The Difference Between Men and Women   3/13/2004

I am not the auther of this article (I beleive it was originally submitted by someone called Alison) <br> Let's say a guy named Mike is attracted to a woman named Lisa. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. <br> They continue to see each other regularly, and ...


4 Comments, 397 Views, 166 Votes ,8.29 Score
Victoria Can't Keep a Secret   3/13/2004

A few years ago I had a part-time sub who was such a pretty boy that I treated him like a lifesize anatomically correct Ken doll. As his birthday approached, I decided to buy a pair of silk boxers for him to wear (for my pleasure of course). I found a pair that I liked at Victoria's Secret and took them to the register to pay for them. <br> As the sales clerk was folding ...


0 Comments, 204 Views, 128 Votes ,6.39 Score
Ms.FaerieWings 54 F
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Once Upon a Time-a D/s faerie tale   1/25/2004

Once upon a time, there was a slave who lives happily with her Master, being diliegnt of His care and service always wanting to please Him to the best of her abilities. One day while T/they chatted online with F/friends, T/they were told to be a *real slave* she would have to be naked an chained 24/7, hearing this, she looked up at her Master, eyes filling with tears, feeling sad that ...


1 Comments, 152 Views, 188 Votes ,7.62 Score
lickme6969 38 F
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diet   1/14/2004

know some of you can't relate to this but you need to know what some are troubled with! This morning I was standing next to a very fat fellow at a urinal when suddenly for no discernible reason he confided in me that he "hadn't seen his thing in 15 years." <br> Not knowing why he suddenly decided to confide such personal information to a complete stranger, and not knowing what ...


0 Comments, 137 Views, 149 Votes ,8.03 Score
chastitycruise 51 M
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Embarrassed buying a leash   1/7/2004

This is a disclaimer I use all too often. This is fiction in the first person. I use the first person because it is a more immediate feel. It is not autobiographical. I have no idea where to put this. (No suggestions please. Pun intended.) <br> She wanted to take me to the Fetish Flea Market. I owned a collar but no leash. She ordered me to buy a leash, and "oh, some rope ...


0 Comments, 129 Views, 253 Votes ,6.08 Score
just asking   12/24/2003

After dating for a few months, my boyfriend asked me why I kpet comdoms in the nightstand, he never used them. I told him, that is true, but some one else is!!!


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Oops! So Sorry!   12/23/2003

I am a Behavior Modification Specialist as a hobby. Lately things have been so busy lately (too many naughty spouses out there!) that I began subbing out some of my work to my housekeeper, Kaneesha, a very beautiful, feminine young woman who, like me, is a large female body builder over 6’2” tall. <br> Well lately things have gotten REALLY hectic, what with Christmas events ...


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belair420 32 M
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broken chair   12/5/2003

my friend told me about this its called a broken chair.have your girl who u r fucking place her hands on the tabble as u rail her from behind as u rail her she hols herself up with her hands on the table when railing he from behind pull her arms out from under her so her head smacks the table thus u have the broken chair...


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Condoms   12/4/2003

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?". To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of ...


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Poor thing...   5/18/2003

I once dated a woman who, on occasion, was very horny and impatient. She wanted me to come over right away. But as I was still doing office work (back when I worked for myself it was not uncommon for me to be working as late as 10pm), still needed to take a shower, and stop by the grocery store, I told her that I wasn't sure that I'd be able to make it that evening. <br> ...


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